What I Learned This Week - 1/30/26

1. The existence of Scooby-Doo implies the existence of Scooby-Don’t.#Maybe
2. If you ever make coupons for random intimate acts for a potential partner, make sure to add an expiration date because an ex showing up at your house to cash in a foot rub coupon puts you in a really bad position. #WifeWantsOneToo
3. I think I’ve reached the age where I have ROMO - Relief From Missing Out. #WhewNoDinnerPlans
4. Whether they know it or not, everyone has a “waffle” or “pancake” preference for hand-holding with special people. #WaffleFTW
5. The best comment heard in line at the grocery store line this week goes to a woman talking to her exasperated partner, “Why would I finish a thought when I have a new, much more exciting one”. #AtLeastShesHonest
6. Apparently, “the fridge making ice” is the scariest sound one can hear when how alone watching intense, scary movies. #NotForMe
7. Barilla pasta has a spotify playlist with songs named after their pasta shapes that are the exact duration as the time it takes to cook that pasta. #Genious