What I Learned This Week - 2/6/26

1.  A Labrador Retriever sliding down a snowy hill is known as a “labalanche”. #maybe
2. In hindsight, the cultural annual obsession with ground dwelling varmint weather predictions regardless of scientific accuracy should have been the first sign the US was in decline. #WinterHasntEvenStartedInCO
3. The average temperature in Denver, Colorado the last week in January this year was 5 degrees higher than Tampa, Florida. #NoSnow
4. I can’t swipe a security access card without saying or thinking, “Multipass”. #5thElement
5. If you put all 24-bags of “Nighty-Night” tea into your water-filled teacup and drink it, you will not sleep for 24 hours or days. #Maybe24Minutes
6. Hating capitalism does not mean typing only in lowercase letters. #CoworkerJokes
7. I've never met a single person named, “Sigourney”. #OneNameToRuleThemAll
8. I’m not the only one that gets infuriated with the final line of dust that refuses to be swept into the dustpan. #RageDusting
9. If you misspell a search as “gander reveal party” you get to see all kinds of videos named "surprise geese”. #Honk!